I went to the gym today and instead of getting on the treadmill, like I always do, I decide to go to a class called Strike (basically it's kickboxing). All's going just fine until I see the camera guy.
Are you kidding me, people? At the gym?
Now I mean full-on camera guy. He was holding a big 'ol thing like the one above. SO WEIRD!
There's like 3 times in your life when cameras should not be allowed.
2. After the birth. Still lookin' gross.
where you have to be semi-coordinated,
without make-up or hair,
in your grubbies,
red-splotched and sweaty.
Here's the really bad part, the camera guy looked as if he thought he should be holding paddles and rubbing them together so they'd be primed when one of us collapsed with a coronary.