When it comes to buying a house,
I feel like I'm marrying someone I've yet to meet.
Don't know if I'll hate his family or want to kill his mother
(I'm not exactly sure I'll like my neighbors),
He might be high maintenance, or worse yet, snore
(I'm committed to a huge monthly mortgage),
I could get out of it, but divorce is always messy
(selling a house in this market will actually cause a divorce)
I'm hopeful, nervous and excited all at once.
Which causes me to throw up - but somehow not lose any weight.