No Worries

To all our family and friends that are worried:

We haven't caught the swine, yet.

Here's how we're avoiding it.

• First of all I found the remote (PHEW!). So we're more likely to stay at home anyway. I have all those shows to catch up on.
• Secondly, I've given up on sucking on cart handles while I grocery shop. It was simply nervous habit.
• Thirdly, we've taught our children to chew on their own nails and not their friends'.

Which leads me to the most important: We've begun to bathe in Purel. I know, I know, it's expensive. But you can't put a price on your health. Though it seems Purel has. Did you know it's not nearly as pricey when you buy it by the truckload? But the delivery guy still looks at you weird. And you get used to smelling ..... odd ... after the first week.