I'm hot.
Now, you could have Paris Hilton's voice saying this (so sorry if you do), but you shouldn't. Because this is an icky, sticky, hotness that comes with July Texas heat and an impending hurricane (hurricane's raise the temperature right before they find you). I think her name's Bonnie or Dolly or Lucifer.... I can't seem to remember which.
This morning as I applied deodorant, I couldn't help but think, the manufacturers certainly wouldn't mind if I applied this elsewhere, say... down my cleavage and small of my back so I don't get that weird tickling sensation while I'm talking to my elderly neighbor and I instinctively begin itching while she wonders why I'm insane.
Don't worry, I didn't try it. I'm waiting for someone else to admit that they have.
No takers?
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Hot Stuff
Written by Mindy at 8:06 PM
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6 comments:
I don't understand your post.
Are you looking for takers to put deodorant on your cleveage?
I just want to be sure of the assignment before I volunteer.
fpmrzjuw
Classy, John.
It takes me a while to fine any sort of cleavage, so as for now, I'm not taking volunteers.
But since you seem to be working on your own cleavage, maybe you could give the ol' deodorant a swipe.
cheers,
ps that was just to egg you into joining the 10% cause. I'd really enjoy beating you....again.
Well, at least I FINALLY get a response from all of my comments.
Cheers? What are you Irish?
and
you hurt my feelings . . . I am very sensitive.
ejezum
you two make me gag
I haven't tried it, but I might.
not a bad idea! That Texas heat is awful in the summer!
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