Who's a Loser?

...apparently not me - for once.

But these guys all are:

• Cake Addict: 11.5%
• Miss Piggy: 13%
• Big Bertha: 10.2%
• Talespinner: 10.8%
• Pinky: 10.1%
• JoJo: 10%
• N2WN: 11%
• Clicky Vicky: 10.2%
• Rooter: 10.7%
• Fluffly LaRou: 10%
  
• Sprinkles: 10%
  
• Sweet Spice: 10.4%
• Twinkle Toes: 10.8%
• Road Runner: 10.2%

Congratulations to all you losers. At least I won Miss Congeniality and that's what really matters, right? Not bitter at all.

These 14 lucky (who am I kidding, they're not lucky, they worked their tales off!) people split $1720! That's around $122-ish. Hey, it's a better return than what they would have gotten out of the market! Tell me the last time you tripled your investment (and looked way hot after doing it)?

That's a sweet little shopping spree for some new jeans or swimsuit (or to Cheesecake Factory).

Now if I can just remember where I put all that cash.

[if only you could hear my sinister laughing]